life support,
half price today,
inside the daily mail.

.......Sunday Mundane Tuesdays.......

what i would do with mondays,
is grab them by the neck,
wrap them round a burning stake,
and feed them to the snakes.

but then what of tuesdays?
they would then begin the week,
so replace the crown,
of the monday frown,
and shoot to kill the freak.